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Enn geveikt gaman Kpur og fleiri tattoo

Enn erum vi blunni hr eyjunni Kpur, geveikt veur og kkrat egar etta er skrifa er 33,5C og einhver raki (sem g bara finn ekki vegna raka sem sprettur fr mr). Ferin hefur veri isleg og er hlfflt a henni fari brtt a ljka...ea bara mjg flt...get hugga mig vi a a f a sofa kuldanum slandi nsta mivikudag...eftir tvr ntur London sem ttu a bra bili.

Fr v a g rflai sast erum vi ekki bin a gera neitt srstaklega miki, anna en a lenda veseni mebankann, fara vnsmkkunarht sem var snilld, bora gan mat og taka v rlega slinni...vi reyndar frum vatnagar seinasta mnudag sem var geslega gaman...bara ein rennibraut sem g mtti ekki fara t af nja tattooinu...sem er reyndar nst njasta tattooi mitt dag...

Vi Helga frum morgun og fengum okkur tattoo...g reyndar tlai ekki a f mr tattoo fyrr en g spuri hva hann myndi rukka fyrir mynd sem g var me veskinu...En Helga fkk sr geveika mynd af tgrisdri sem stendur klett og slin er a setjast fyrir aftan a...geveik mynd (sst mynd hrna fyrir nean) og g fkk mr verndarrn rumugusinsrs (Helm of Awe) klfann...(sst lka mynd fyrir nean)

En allavega...vi bijum bara a heilsa

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og svo hendi g inn mynd af "gamla" tattooinu lka bara til a hafa etta allt einu

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Gaman Kpur og kominn me ntt tattoo

Kpur ferin hefur gengi vel og er bara bin a- vera skemtileg... rlegheit rlegheit ofan. Vi erum bin a fara verslunarferir...hfum eytt talsverum tma strndinni, og svo sitjum vi- alveg endalaust lengi og borum bara rlegheitunum...og a sjlfsgu er vn og l me a grskum si. g fkk mr svo ntt tattoo gaer en a er nafni mitt grsku...10 stafir mti 7 slensku...en a er svo mynd af v hr fyrir nean...fleiri myndir vera ekki settar inn bili vegna ess a tlvan sem g hef agang a er alveg stjrnlega lengi a koma myndum inn neti...og a hjlpar rugglega ekki til a myndirnar eru 10 megapixel...en hrer mynd af blekinu bakinu...rni r  Grsku


Hmer...bara snilld


Eins og allir vita er einn mesti hugsuur okkar tma Hmer nokkur Simpson, hr eru nokkrar afar misgfulegar setningar fr essum skapvonda lingi:

-Operator! Give me the number for 911!

-Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

-Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

-Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

-I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

-Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

-Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

-Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

-Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.

-Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?

-You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.

-Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

-When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!

-Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.

-I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!

-[Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!

-What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.

-Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.

-Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

-The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

-When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.

-I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!

-Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.

-I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?

-Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

-It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

-Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

-I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.

-Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that.

-Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman.

-Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

-How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

-Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.

-Homer no function beer well without.

-I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is -- and it's me.

-Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

-If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.

-I'm never going to be disabled. I'm sick of being so healthy.

-I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.

-[Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You-are-gay.'

-All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals.

-Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless.

-But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.

-I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around.

-Dear Lord.. The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal.

-That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!

-Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

-If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing

-I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!

-'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?


Hehe gaman a gtum s loka taf svona

a er vissulega tilbreyting a gtum s loka af essari stu, a er skemmtilegra a svona s en egar gatnaframkvmdir eiga a vera gangi...og ekki er starfsmaur sjanlegur fleiri fleiri klmetra fjarlg...
mbl.is Psthsstrti loka vegna veurblu
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maur a kaupa sr gamlann Benz?

jja...brir minn 1982 rger af Benz sem mig daulangar , hann er bara keyrur 165.000km...bllinn er fnu standi aeins einn alvru ryblettur ru afturbrettinu. innrttingin er virkilega fn, aeins ein rifa saumi aftan faregastinu get gert vi a sjflur n ess a a sjist.

Bllinn er virkilega flottur, a arf a sjfsgu a lappa aeins upp hann, en lakki er illa fari, enda aldrei veri sprautaur ea massaur...svo arf a taka upp honum vlina en a er ekki miki a henni, svona eitthva smotter sem g get gert sjlfur vi a mestu leiti auk ess sem g f 15% afsltt af vara hlutum og 10% af aukahlutum gegn um Mercedes-Benz klbb slands...hr fyrir nean eru svo myndir af blnum...gin eru reyndar ekkert til a hrpa hrra fyrir enda eru myndirnar teknar smann minn...

Bensinn a framanBensinn a aftanrybletturinn  bensinum


Helgin var snilld

essi helgi var bara snilld, fr til skars Eyrarbakka grmorgun, vorum bara a dunda okkur vi a tattooera gerviskinninn, etta er allt a gerast. San skruppum vi inn Selfoss og keyptum okkur a ta, fyllta svnaluns, nautaspjt og svo keyptum vi okkur Jensens Bfhus ssu. Stum rigningunni me bjr a grilla...bara gaman. Eftir matinn hlunkuum vi okkur sfann og horfum nokkra tti af Futurama og hldum fram a drekka. tluum svo a fara Rauahsi en a var loka...magnaur andskoti... leiinni til baka heyrum vi parti einu hsinu og bnkuum og var boi inn...bara gaman, flk singstar og eitthva. San frum vi inn Selfoss en g komst ekki inn stainn skar fr inn og skildi mig eftir fyrir utan...peningalausan og allt...annig a g labbai aftur Eyrarbakka, 15 km mkkgilegum skm tk sirka 2 tma...g var svo vondu skapi...en a rann af manni reiin gngutrnum auk ess a a rann bara af manni...s litla fengisvma sem eftir var ur en g gekk af sta hvarf...annig a g var alveg laus vi ynku morgun...skar var verulega sorry yfir essu...svo fengum vi okkur eal heimabakaa pizzu og hdum svo bara fram a tattooera...egar svo var kominn tmi til a fara heimm leit g traffkina og kva a keyra Krsuvkurleiina heim...bara rlegt krs malarvegum...verur ekki betra en a stoppa t vegkannti og njta tsnis yfir hafi, fallegt landslag og geveikt veur.

Kjallinn kominn me mac

g fr Elko dag og tlai a kaupa mr skrifanlega geisladiska...og a endai v a g gekk t me MacBook...fkk hana 95.000 kall...ekki slmt...

g er latasti maur heimi...hah...

Langt san maur hefur gert nokkurn skapaann hlut...g er binn a vera sm fri...aeins a slaka eftir prfatrnina og hita upp fyrir sumarfri :P g er n bara binn a eya mestum tma a nenna ekki a standa upp til a fara a bora og nenna ekki a htta a bora til a fara a horfa sjnvarpi...ekki virkar heldur a bora fyrir framan sjnvarpi... arf g nefnilega a halda mtnum fram sjnvarpshol...og a er bara of ungt...hva tli ein samloka og banani s ungt?

Annars er ekkert bi a gerast...bara binn a vera a leikia mr huundinum...fara t a labba me tlvuna, bna matinn og bora bllinn milli ess sem g hef lti sj mig vinnunni einhverja 4 tma annann hvern dag ea eitthva...

Einkunnirnar komu djfulli vel t...bara sttur vi r...hkkai mig um amk 1 heilann llu...sweet...svo stti g um stdentagara gr...vona bara a vi fum b...binn a f ng af brir byttu og llu veseninu kringum fyllerin hans...nennessekki...og dtur hans sem mamma fr a passa ara hverja helgi eru ekki beinlnis a hjlpa til...


Hellu helgi

essi helgi verur rosaleg...g er a fara a taka nokkursskonar lygamlisprf Lfelislegri slfri kvld...sem verur bara gaman. Svo er g a fara prf mnudaginn lfelslegri slfri, og g a skila skrslu tlfri...ekki ng me etta heldur er g a vinna alla helgina...vesen...svo er prftrnin a fara a byrja...miki ofboslega verur a gaman

Httii n ur en almenningur fer a mtmla ykkur

essi mtmli vrublstjra er g og gild...en eim arf a beina gegn eim sem ra!!! hva hef g a gera me verlagningu bensni? ea lganingu rkissins bensni? kkrat nkvmlega ekki neitt...a sama vi um 99.5% eirra sem vera fyrir gindum vegna mtmla vrublstjra...eyslan blnum hj mr hefur hkka vegna ess a g eyi n ori meiri hluta tma mns a sitja fyrir aftan vrubl 30 km/h ar sem hmarkshrainn er 50% tala n ekki um a sem essir apakettir hafa kosta mig vinnu...

g er sammla v a bensnver er of htt...g er sammla v a rki er a taka gjld fyrir hvern ltra sem er ekki rttmt...en c'mon a eina sem vrublstjrar eru a gera er a fara taugarnar flki og espa a upp mti sr...han fr gef g ekki rttin fr mr til vru blstjra sem er a keyra of hratt...g mun halda mnu striki innri hring hringtorgum egar vrubllinn vi hliina r fer inn bar akreinar...g rttinn...g vil frekar borga alltof miki fyrir bensn lterin en a sitja lundnatraaffk Reykjavk...

a er kominn tmi til a vi rsum upp gegn yfirgangi vrublstjra...hldum okkar striki.

p.s. g vil benda a tvinnublstjrar eru ekki a mmla bensnverinu eingngu heldur eru eir lka a mtmla hvldarreglumsem gilda um vinnu eirra.

g er persnulega sammla essum skounum, bensnver hr landi er of htt vegna ess a rki tekur of ha upph, a arf a mtmla essu...en loki alingi og rhsi af...g veit a a eru ekki mjg margir sem vita a...en a er ar sem eir sem sjrna essu llu saman vinna...eir eru ekki llum essum sundum bla sem eru a sna ykkur puttann...

Jja gott flk...g miai ll mn mtmli vi mtmlum v a einhverjar arar leiir vru til sem ekki kmu jafnmiki niur saklausum borgarbum...og skum pirrings vegna ess a g missti af fundi morgun gat g fundi alveg tal margar leiir arar...annig a egar pirringurinn rann af manni fr maur a hugsa etta rlti betur...jj a eru til arar leiir...eins og undirskriftalistar og anna v um lkt...sem er tmasun...

g vil hr me bijast afskunar bullinu sem frslan hr a ofan er...og segja a g hef skipt um skoun, g er kannski ekki sammla leiunum sem farnar eru essum mtmlum en eftir a hafa vegi og meti astur vrublstjra og etta andskotans bensnver ver g a jta a g er hrifagjarn rfill og er httur vi a halda me eim minnihluta sem telur mtmlin ekki eiga rtt sr.

Jhannes H. flytur hr a framan g rk fyrir mli snu og er g fyllilega sammla honum og vrublstjrum um hvldarreglurnar, vi bum landi ar sem tiltlulega langt er milli staa ar sem vrublar geta stoppa n ess a skapa httu, vrublstjrar ttu a minnsta a mega keyra nsta slka sta eftir a 4.5 tmarnir eru trunnir...

g vil aftur bijast afskunar og segja a a g myndi helst vilja a arar leiir fru farnar er etta eina leiin sem fr er eins og staan er...anna hvort etta ea franska leiin...kveikja blum og rsta llu....essi er vi betri


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